I always ask:
"did someone do a cover or is this just pitched"
this question haunts me
this is my favorite song
this is definitely a cover. (the words aren’t exactly the same)
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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If your snapchat stories are over 100 seconds I hope you burn in hell
the australian version of ‘um, uh, er’ etc
"i went to the store and fuckin….got some bread and milk.."
literally everyone does this you australians aren’t that special